Why I'm Staring at $500,000 in Revenue And Sprinting the Opposite Way

The first business card I ever made for myself read something like this:

“THE SUPER POOPER SCOOPER, I’ll cleanup after your pet to keep your yard looking perfect!”

It was made from those perforated pages you buy at Staples and tear apart. And yes, I was designing in Microsoft Word so a cheesy clipart of a dog wagging it’s tail was practically mandatory for this 6th grader.